Sunday, December 28, 2008

Back from bankai camp!





okay.. i am back from my school ncc came..

it sucked... i had to survive on only 3 packets of instant noodles and green tea for 2 day!!

GOD DAMN!! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???!!!

Army--> RICH!! >>> cos supported by ministry of DEFENCE!!!

NCC--> POOR!!>>> cos supported by ministry of EDUCATION!!

so yea.. that was my ncc camp.. a disaster..

class bbq coming up.. lets see how THAT thing goes...

may god (& santa claus) bless me..

for all my friends. Merry christmas

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Take a break..... Time to reflect..














Yes.. hols have begun.. things seem subtle once again..

No more indian boy in class.. no more monkey.. no more retard... no more.. nothing...

Its just me.. for the next 3 weeks.. I feel that i have done well so far.. so ill take this time to celebrate and enjoy it..

but then... to think of it.. what do i really have gained.. sitting back in my room.. looking through all my pictures.. i realise something... Mani RAJ does not onlly start and stop within the boundaries of W16J..

Who am I??:

An active NCC officer???
A friend ???
A brother???
A son??
An animal???

Alot of things.. and i just realised that i have lose my GRIP on them sia.. i have responsibilities and people look out for me.. i cant just walk down the street at the end of the day like nothing happened??

When was the time the BEN & BOBO & BOBBY wendy-ed??
When was the time Rafi & me punctured the lorry tyre in the carpark??
When was the time we broke the security alarm in Compass Point and run away???

hahaha think about it.. it was so fun...

maybe.. i focused too much on ONLY my class.. its time that i let go of somethings that i have been holding on to very dearly and look out the things along the way...

Ill stop my EMO shit here.. but.. really have to wake up.. who am i losing?? what am i losing.. & WHY am i losing them??

Holidays.. is the best time to answer those "???" Hope i dont LOSE myself!

Cheers..

happy yet satisfying holidays up ahead for all..

merry christmas.. ill give you all my old underwear as present!
hohohoho!!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

CLAIRE HAIR MESSY!!!


Ladies and Gentlemen,,

i've got an announcement to make...

The mosquito family is going to reveal our family secret..
That is:


CLAIRE's DISGUISE!

Sunday, December 7, 2008


ok la ok la

see so many people ACCUSE me never update my blog.. i update..

Especially bobo... wat rust and dust. i use coconut oil as lubricant wont rust one!

Now already problem #13 alrd.. fewwwwwwwww more week everything is OVER then all go suck cock ald.

Year 2 big deal ah!!!! hahahaha...


I dont want to be racist.. but i really cant stand the tai tai CB chinese woman.. I seat in MRT then got this lady keep looking at me UP and DOWN!!

i THINK she think that my skin tone is disturbing her... i soooooo wanted to pull out a YELLOW card like they do in soccer matches and show it to her to denote HER skin tone! DAMN!!!


ok..gtg..
ill do a proper update.. soon.

all go masturbate and sleep!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Checklist Sundays!


my sundays are soooo exciting!!

ive even gt a checklist.. and i have completed it!!

Its VERY exciting!!

grrrrrr!!

Saturday, November 22, 2008

KING JULIAN!




conspiracy of me smoking is building up.. Need to find the culprits and send them to madagascar!

why my skin cannot change.. i mean my BLOG skin!! haizzz.....

School is getting more more boring.. turn it up.. turn it up!!

Speedy Recovery dad. Love you loads...

and my wife Black dahlia.. is murdered.. anyone knows who is her murderer.. pls inform to the police.


PS: I am the new King Julian!! I like to move it move it!!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Too many things..... Too little time!





When my class boys bored..

They wanna emo out together

when they wanna emo out together

we go out

and when they ask me where to go...

i will tell them......

"Lets go AIRPORT!!!" hahahahaha

sooneofthosemoingguysairportpouting!!


roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl

~Too many things..... Too little time!~

Saturday, November 15, 2008

ROFLsss and LOLs and also some DOTssss!!!

LOLssss... If a picture speaks a thousand words.. Let this picture/s speak a million words to you!
ROFLss!! and DOTsssssss!!!!


This is my class.. My class is a havoc.. I am the ONLY good boy in my class! and everyone loves gordon! wakakakakaka!!

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Wonderland!

The 'hip-hop dont stop' mother & son!




I am wondering!! i am wondering alot and alot of things.. WHy do i wonder??????


i wonder............why i cant connect to LEO

i wonder............ why must there be UT??

i wonder............Why must there be maths?

i wonder............Why must there be science??

i wonder............ When is my module talk

i wonder............ WHat is my diploma

i wonder............. Why must there be JJJJordon???!!


i wonder....... I wonder ..... & i wonder....

i wonder.............. why must i wonder???

Monday, November 10, 2008

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

MADAGASCAR!






Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the King's horses and all the King's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

cos the freaking dude is an ASSHOLE!!!

you think why i write lame things.. Cos today also lame day.. hahaha... science is lame... damn dope eh...

nvm... i got my Madagascar.. I like to MOVE IT MOVE IT!!!


Saturday, November 1, 2008

UPDATESSS!!!

dotsssss........
Kukubirds!
" Hi.. I am lost.. I am from India.. The above signboard ony have English Malay Chinese.. I dun understand any of them... Where my tamil??? Im lost!!"
What kind of stupid assholic shop writes like that - We accept all Major Credit cards except yours!?? Thn give them wat??? Ez-Link card ah!??

goooo nigga brotherrrr!! kick some asss!!
wooof!! wooooff!!!
orgasm faces!!
"Stop , Loook.... JUMP!!!"
Retarded gayssss!!!
Sorry fellow monkeysssss!!! quite (only quite) busy during the past three days.. couldnt update properly...

Thurs: Go Mediacorp --> i become calefare.. thn now become celebrity already
then go watch coffin...--> If you too rich to waste $$$ on stupid movies then go watch this movie!
then go Esplande rooftop---> im a water turtle acccording to miss awoo.. so 1st time i go there..
Go eat makansutra----> followed by kamasutra!

Friday: Go Halloween BBQ by fifi.. Attended by
Tom( kai young)
Dick(me)
&
Harry( Hafiz)

ok ok...
thn

today... go International Rugby match in Singapore... My fellow nigga brothers play damn coool beans yaww!! Good stuff!
Go airport ---> Caught my A380 landing from Tokyo!!
Go Wendy's ---> With two retards... One malay boplek and another chinese kukubird..
together we are the malay indian chinese orgy!

tmr still gt finalsssss... hafiz (mr shl) also joining... the malays outrunning us!! SHit!

ok.. only gt today's photos..the remaining photos.. Miss Angel Awoo is keeping..she dun wanna give me.. i go burn her house down tmr then get the photos and upload soon!!


Byeeeee....

nigganigganigganigganigganigga!!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Festival Of Lights!

This is my TRADITIONAL outfit a.k.a HALLOWEEN Costume!!



Today Deepavali ( Festival of Lights) So i burn my whole house with candles.. Then very very x10 bright.. Turn out to be like a halloween house!!

Me= Indian
Indian= Celebrate Deepavali
Celebrate Deepavali= Light the whole house with Candles
Light the whole house with Candles= House Burn!
House Burn= Disaster
Disaster = No Deepavali

Conclusion= No Deepavali!!
Conclusion Part 2: I INDIAN!!

BORRRRRINNNNNNGGGGG!!!

All go home eat briyani and goo SLEEEEP!!

Happy Deepavali
All go eat Jelllyyy!!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

RANDOM POST AHEAD!!

The BEST thing i saw EARLY in the moring: On my way to school (CUTE!! Monkey = Me; Me= Monkey)

The WORST thing i saw EARLY in the moring : On my way to school (this is how singaporeans travel in *PUBLIC* transport)






School was mundane.. nothing interesting to share.. as retarded as ever..

But i SEE things ever.. so i would like to share some of it above!